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Blade Darth
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Posted - 2017.05.14 03:37:30 -
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Uhh... most of eve deaths are silly. Putting suicide attempts (drunk pvp) and blob fights aside, here are some of mine:
- Fell asleep on my keyboard and got hotdropped by a Sin. He convo me the next day and apologized. Apparently he was very bored and went 20 jumps just to drop on my t1 trash ship.
- Activated MJD in the last pocket of a 10/10. Got 1-shot by the torpedo and sat there for few minutes in a pod, rethinking my life
- Forgot jump fuel
- Warped to a random moon in a WH in a non-cloaky, using "salvage" tab, and proceeded to make coffee. Apparently the POS occupying the same grid was not very happy about it.
- Jumped into HS with criminal status. There was more idiots like me. We lost 1-2 bil to concord and maybe 50 mil to the enemy that day. I hate HS.
- Tackled someone in low sec in an interceptor, got very happy as we were chasing that guy for several jumps, and got blapped by sentry guns in 2 seconds.
- Started ratting in a Naga using some derpy fit I found on battleclinic. All was fine until I got webbed and some frigates got under my guns. It was a slow death. |
Blade Darth
Room for Improvement
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Posted - 2017.05.16 17:40:31 -
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Nalia White wrote:was camping in a svipul no wai. You? In a svipul? Camping? I must see for myself.
Speaking of svipuls.. It was somewhere between 10pm and 2 am, on weekend, I was sleepy and drunk. And multiboxing. A solo svipul has shown up on intel network so I sent out one of my derpy alts in an a-type pvp fit astero to sit somewhere uncloaked and bait him. Started doing other stuff, went afk and forgot about the alt. Than logged off. I was very confused when I logged in the next day, accused corp member of stealing the astero and than noticed I miss implants too.
Another death is silly but not mine. It also includes an afk alt and a svipul. (before Gila nerf and NPC dreads) I left an alt in a haven and forgot about it. Came back, made another site, reshipped to a Noctis and noticed some weird loot in a MTU. T2 AC's, T2 DCU etc. Turns out a Svipul died to my afk alt's drones. |
Blade Darth
Room for Improvement
Limited Expectations
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Posted - 2017.05.17 15:38:51 -
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"my carrier can tank a doomsday"
30sec. later
"user disconnected from your channel"
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